University Towns and Student Garbage

Hi All,
ya know, i am really getting sick of the students that attend the two universities in my city. not only are they arrogant and belligerent, but they are the worst litterbugs on the planet.
Did your parents give you permission to act like an idiot and spread garbage all over the fair city??? I am guessing NOT!!!! Did you come from families that do this? Once again......I am guessing NOT!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE???
I use to hate walking down my street near the universities and see all the garbage EVERYWHERE.....needless to say....now that I have a dog...it is worse.
Let me give you an idea of what is on the sidewalk.....try things like: broken crack pipes; open garbage; broken beer bottles; pizza boxes; fast food containers...etc.
this is disgusting and it looks like I live at THE DUMP.
Why isn't the city fining these people? Why are the bylaw officers not up and down these university streets? Why are they allowed to do what ever the hell they feel like in my City? FINE THEM!!!!!
So who will clean this mess up?? NOT the slum lords that rent these places!(maybe they should be fined as well) NOT the citizens that have to live here!! NOT the students that create the filth!!!
NOPE NOPE AND NOPE.....the City will of course. And who will pay for the clean up??WHY YOU WILL!!!!
So ELECT ME MAYOR EVERYONE!!! I would love to make a few changes with regards to STUDENT POLICIES AND BEHAVIOR in our city.
So here is how it would go.
The Beginning
- during enrolment week, the city will staff an area at the universities making new and returning students aware of their demerits as per the new codes in place.
- each student will have to read and sign it. (regardless of where they live)
- community watchdogs will be in place to call in infractions.
- penalties will be in place to ensure student behavior.
The Infractions
- LITTERING...any garbage tossed that does not hit a garbage can in the streets.
- UNATTENDED RECYCLING/GARBAGE...recycling/garbage left lying on the curb for more than one day.
- SIDEWALK CLEARANCE...sidewalks that do not get shovelled.
- NOISE... excessive noise or late night noise in residential areas.
The Penalties
LITTERING... $25 fine for each infraction. if it exceeds $200 the student will be forces to pick up all the litter on his/her block.
UNATTENDED RECYCLING/GARBAGE...$25 fine for each infraction. if it exceeds $200 the student will be forced to pick up all the litter on his/her block.
SIDEWALK CLEARANCE...$25 fine for each infraction when snow exceeds 4cm in one snowfall. if it exceeds $200 the student will be forced to clean the length of the block.
NOISE...$200 fine for each infraction. if it exceeds $400 the student will be forced to pay the fine before his/her grades at year end are given to them.
*ALL INFRACTIONS ABOVE IF NOT MAINTAINED, THE STUDENT WILL NOT RECEIVE HIS/HER GRADES AT END OF YEAR. ALL PARENTS WILL BE NOTIFIED ABOUT THEIR CHILD'S BEHAVIOR AND FINES.
So maybe you think that's a bit harsh....i am going over the top??
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME THESE KIDS PAID TAXES IN THIS CITY?!!!! and they never will.
because most of them are not from here.
there is an alternative....garbage could be collected...and a nice portion would go home with each kid at year end. it would be mandatory for the parent to come get their child and THEIR GARBAGE to take home with them.
i know what you're thinking...what about the ones that don't leave and works here in the summer??? give them all a job at the local dump! let them shovel, move and smell it for the summer.
MAYBE THEY WOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT WHERE THEY DROP THEIR GARBAGE.
SHIT....and they say this is the Green Generation!!!!B-shit!